What is this bullshit?

Oh yeah, and the parrot isn’t dead. It’s merely resting and pining for the fjords.

Oh come on, what kind of hardware you’d need to run it at this resolution and color depth?! At least a 386 with a SVGA card, four megs of RAM and a lot of HDD space, 20 megs or thereabouts!

Steel Axis: Vapor. Starring the protagonist, Vapor Viper.

Doesn’t she have a set amount of health and what you need to do is watching that nothing harms her? I do distinctly remember that while I wasn’t really Flash when saving her, I kept the enemies at bay well enough.

Everytime someone says that an idea or an inanimate item “oppresses” them, I want to crush their reproductive organs.

The screen on the photos gives predicted energy of the shot between 1200 and 3000J, that’s comparable to a 7.62x39 round in the lower ranges and .308 round in the upper ones.

What’s the name of that toothy sniper rifle of yours? I found the renders of the entire collection recently and I like the look of it.

Junji Ito? Was that a hoax or legit news?

It’s not just a black person problem. I’m white and I noticed that I can dull a disposable razor halfway through a shave. And that’s just my facial hair.

Well, judging from Hank Henshaw’s origin story (a warped riff on the Fantastic Four), Superman would actually make everything better by saving him and the rest of the crew.

Hm, maybe I should buy a copy of Medieval Engineers? Or dig up my Castle Story beta?

Nope, it’s the outer slope of Uncanny Valley, but it’s still Uncanny Valley. Sure, people are coming up with better and better shaders these days (I still remember the shitty eye shaders from VtM: Bloodlines), but in specific situations, the illusion still falls apart.

It’s not as stupid as it looks. Even if he was caught on the way to his target and searched, a cardboard box attracts much less suspicion than a balaclava, and works better as a cover than a ballcap.

Vic Armstrong actually had to stand in for Harrison Ford in a couple of unlikely scenes, if only because Ford was felled by a bad case of the shits.

Whoa, that’s one hell of an universal board.

HAHAHAHAHA oh god, that’s incredibad.

Like the one in Game Dev Tycoon? That game had some seriously bullshit achievements, not to mention that 3/4 of them were hidden in the first place. Like, you have no idea what you should do, or that they even exist. The ones you were allowed to know were just as dumb, what with the “Pick an inspired company name”.…

Remind me, which one had a werewolf-like thing as one of the evolutions? There also was one that looked like Orko from the old He-Man cartoon and that black mage thinger from FF9 (which FF was it where the main character was a kid with a tail?).

Are you accusing her of any relations with David Cameron?!