I was thinking more like this:

In October I participated in historical reenactment for a Halloween event in which I had to wear a hoopskirt for my costume and I loved it. I’ve always loved the 1850s/60s era style dresses but that hoopskirt gave me my own physical bubble of space and I started discussing how men hated the “crinoline” fashion because…

i hope all the dresses also have studs and spikes and chains on them so that they look even scarier and also physically repel men away from them. all the men. even their significant others.

Pretty neat write-up about how small mutations can sometimes lead to very obvious phenotypic results.

I know I’m not supposed to wish crowbars to the shins on people, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Is this, by any chance, the same Italian family that was sweating blood?

These soundcloud rappers, from 6ix9ine to XXXTentacion and everyone in-between, I just don’t get it. What happened to early 00's hip-hop? Who are these freaks!? They make me feel so out of it.

Makes me want to save a horse and fight a cowboy

That time she gave a brand-new car to everyone in the audience of her aforementioned talk show! Greenleaf, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, A Wrinkle in Time! Yes, Oprah! I love you, Oprah!

Neither.

I had a classmate in high school who would constantly say my name, followed by “slob my knob.” It happened in a few different classes and everyone just always giggled while I saw there feeling mortified. I knew my one teacher could hear him but would pretend that she didn’t, which felt like such a betrayal (as a woman…

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I think you mean...unpresidented.

It’s the Gift Of The Maga!

In the very first episodes of Full House, Danny Tanner turns 30 and it’s a big deal.

Kingsman 3 really, really, really needs to reveal that the Canadian version of the Kingsman is really the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that that they have been hiding in plain sight all along.

Just because these are horse people, doesn’t mean they’re right wingers.