*Mother starts to open gift*
Mother: “What the hell is this?”
Me: “It’s Smeg, ma!”

Dear whiny man-flu doctor,  

This has been my working theory
Women put up with pain on the regular. Not just periods but all kinds of other stuff. Like I have a friend that got an IUD and she says it feels like an animal clawing inside her womb trying to get out(!!!??!!). But I have to ask her this - she won’t even mention it. Despite being very…

This sounds a lot like the (valid) period defense. And you know what? No sympathy for the dudes.

My word of the year: Sigh.

I read that as grouper, and was not surprised either way.

I’m fully convinced that:

153-year-old interview goblin

another joke kiss between two men on late night television.

I am trying to decide who I find more annoying between Giada de Laurentiis, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shenton.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I’d tell them to eat a beyg of of dicks, just to be doubly smarmy about it.

47th in Health Care, 47th in Education, 42nd Crime and Corrections, 45th in Economy, 42nd in Government. Their absolute greatest source of pride is college football. No, they have zero self awareness.

So, how was A Christmas Prince?

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

I imagine something like this.

Oh yeah okay let’s just walk down to Times Square, bypass the perimeter, first responders, NYPD, PAPD, and the FEDS and media, and snap a photo of the Port Authority Terminal.

Indeed. My only complaint about MM’s post is that she liked Ivanka’s dreck.