What if she already is, but this is the best that magic can do?

LOL. I don’t know either of these 2 chicks but once again Elizabeth Banks comes out a winner

Moaning Myrtle

My mother has Alzheimers and spends a great deal of time in bed watching TV. She can’t follow very well, so she flips around and ends up watching crap. Not too long ago, I found her watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I said, “Mom, why are you watching this shit?” and she says, “I can’t help it. It’s…

I mean, he’s not wrong. This article, particularly the headline, makes it seem at first like Carell is making a “audiences these days are just too darned sensitive” statement like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock.

The problem is the Michael Scotts of the world have taken over.

Should’ve gone with the tried and true “lifting weights with Tobin” defense.  

He’s very clearly mentally ill. If an unkept person on the bus started rambling to you like this, you’d be like [puts headphones on]. 

WHAT. IN. THE. FUCK. How is any of this actually happening?  

“I never expected the leopards to eat my face.”--Caitlin Jenner on voting for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

I hate everything.

During the oval office trainwreck this morning, he justified his comments about getting rid of the Constitution’s 13th Amendment with “buildings don’t have a thirteenth floor”.

“I love Hillary. I love everyone, but the campaign ‘I’m with her’ just didn’t make me feel — as a guy … it was something about this hat that made me feel like Superman,” famed musician Kanye West said of his MAGA hat while discussing masculinity, the economy and his brand

No, you feel terrible because you got caught and have to face the consequences. If you weren’t a terrible person and fine with it you wouldn’t have assaulted her in the first damn place.

“I guess I tried to force myself on her,” Alperin told the police. “I feel like such a terrible person for it.”

$169 for those? No wonder she wanted to buy a convent. Katy knew these were coming out and she wanted to repent in advance.

Maybe they had thrown it in as a drunk design after too many glasses of wine then when they realized it was going to be produced whispered, “My god, what I have done.”

Yes.