wait, ok, they won’t go for that, so here’s the plan: we invade them, conquer them, then install Trudeau as leader. IT’S SO CRAZY IT HAS TO WORK.

Colin Farrell was so perfect in the otherwise mostly mediocre Fantastic Beasts having his face be torn away to show Johnny Depp’s was the most disappointing moment in cinema. Fuck Yates for his shitty comments and his shitty casting.

“Sad News for Suits Fans”

YES!! I hope Joe Manganiello has rushed to be by her side upon hearing the news.

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

You know next to nothing about this situation. I honestly am taken aback by how self righteous you are about this.

He was merely exacting justice for when LBJ orchestrated the assassination of his father, John Fitzgerald.

Seems like you mad she is marrying Harry.

She couldn’t come up with anything snappier than “Kylie Truck”??? Really?? I’m disappointed in Kris.

YES.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

Scrotum

Some unaltered footage from Call Me By Your Name:

Wrong.

I have liked Peterson’s writing since she was on the Hairpin, but I think she missed the mark on this article. I don’t know if somethings got cut in the editing process, but this wasn’t a thorough analysis of the white guy star system in the article using Armie Hammer as an example. It just read as a bunch of snark…

GOOD. As I said on another post. This is lovely and nice and we all NEED THIS.

No, no, a big bucket of no. Can we please have some fresh candidates who are untainted by their baggage from 2016 and who aren’t two thousand year old white men? We are not going to win with Bernie. He needs to sit the fuck down.