wait, ok, they won’t go for that, so here’s the plan: we invade them, conquer them, then install Trudeau as leader. IT’S SO CRAZY IT HAS TO WORK.

Who does it better?!

There’s also this one...

Colin Farrell was so perfect in the otherwise mostly mediocre Fantastic Beasts having his face be torn away to show Johnny Depp’s was the most disappointing moment in cinema. Fuck Yates for his shitty comments and his shitty casting.

“Sad News for Suits Fans”

YES!! I hope Joe Manganiello has rushed to be by her side upon hearing the news.

Shout-out to Ann Curry!!! I hope you are celebrating wherever you are, hon.

Why not both?

I can build a machine that does that, sure. It’ll take about 6 months to build, though.

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

You know next to nothing about this situation. I honestly am taken aback by how self righteous you are about this.

He was merely exacting justice for when LBJ orchestrated the assassination of his father, John Fitzgerald.

Seems like you mad she is marrying Harry.

She couldn’t come up with anything snappier than “Kylie Truck”??? Really?? I’m disappointed in Kris.

The last thing you see before you die? No.


The first thing you see after you die.

YES.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

Wrong.