I love Rashida. I bet Pixar was overwhelmed with relief when they started reading, but then she hit them with that last sentence like:

It sounds like this woman mastered one of those hard-to-find dragon shouts: “Fuk — yu — bro!”

I would just like to share the greatest uniform ever.

Because it sure as shit ain’t her actions or the shit she says that mark her as a “feminist”

I’m not surprised that Lena Dunham decided to defend a rapist. Lena is just an asshole. I’m glad Asia Argento called her out on the bullshit.

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

I bet I know what kind of plane he was flying.

As a driver, I’m not immediately sold.

Only in

A NSFW card game is getting into a land war with an insane former reality show host who is now the President of the United States, and said President is possibly being blackmailed by a hostile foreign government with a pee tape. JFC.

Everything about Rose’s drug arrest appears to be sketchy.

I’m not sure if that’s a sick burn, but I’m choosing to see it that way and I like it.

I thought he was perfect for Jim.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

This dirt bag has a little bit of everything I am obsessed with: Pioneer Woman, Dave Franco, The Weeknd and The Duggars.

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I had just been a little better at football.”

majoring in criminal justice