“Another One Bites the Dust also works but FFS be optimistic”
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That’s depressing. Also, I would imagine/wildly speculate that people who do administer CPR are more successful at reviving men because they will be more aggressive about it. Please note: if someone’s heart has stopped beating, THEY’RE DEAD. You can only help. (But you probably won’t—CPR success rates in a hospital are…
yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…
They should to uninvite Casey Affleck.
I hope Jessica Chastain talks to every reporter on the red carpet and wins something because I think she will drag motherfuckers.
John Wayne Gacy was great with kids, mostly!
Blake Shelton is not the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 needs: he’s the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 deserves.
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Uncle Joe Never Forgets:
Am I having deja vu? I swear to god this already happened? Oh, just a waking nightmare that life has become, you say? Okay, then. Carry on.
Uh, also can you call it an apology if he never, not once said he was sorry but did find a way to talk about how admired he is twice?
This is exactly what we need: there should never have been such protection and immunity for sexual predators. My only fear is the huge backlash that is coming: nobody gives up privileges without a fight, and preying on women and children without real fear of reprisal has been a huge one for centuries.
So he didn’t like it? But he didn’t watch it? This definitely makes me wonder about other shows with feminist messages that got canceled. Was it about the actual show itself or the misogynistic studio head not liking the message?
This is SUCH great news - I loved this show so much. I will watch the crap out of it if it comes back.
The self-driving program didn’t account for the vehicle in front unexpectedly backing up. We had about 20 feet of empty street behind us (I looked) and most human drivers would have thrown the car into reverse and used some of that space to get away from the truck. Or at least leaned on the horn and made our presence…
“Man accused of sexual assault wishes women would stop reporting their experiences of sexual assault”. I am shocked.
You’d think a 13 year old girl who’s been raised in a laboratory and spent the entire previous year locked in a cabin in the woods would behave rationally in that situation!
Get the live typhoid oral vaccine. (Not that the Army gave you a choice, but if you do have one.)
Speaking of the Snow Ball, my nephew who’s in first grade had a school dance this week, and he asked his mom to please do his hair “like Steve’s hair” because 1) Steve has amazing hair, and 2) my sister will let her kids watch pretty much anything.
Gotta disagree on Lucas’ dad - that scene struck me as closer to jovial than anything.