Her entire outfit is so white and easily mucked up, and it practically screams dry clean only. I’d be in stain-hiding prints and a lot of dark colours if I were working on dinosaur island. Then again, I always try to wear comfy shoes in case I have to outrun something or get caught in an apocalypse. You know, just in…

For the hookworm, duh.

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

 Relevant lyric: “He loves me like I’m brand new.”

As Liz Lemon says, the word “lovers” bums me out unless it’s between “meat” and “pizza.”

“Every time his eyes cross.....” hur hur :)

“making forts under covers”

Hottest of all takes: Taylor’s album would be 10x better if it were about Snowpiercer instead of Joe Alwyn.

counterpoint: if you don’t listen to the words, it’s an ok song

Relevant lyric: “Trust him like a brother.”

Speaking of memories from my younger years, THIS was on my Instagram feed this morning and I feel compelled to share since the timing with the Jez post on the Lion King cast is too unnerving. Instagram is forcing me to relive my childhood trauma.

I’ve stated this before (too drunk to find the permalink) but I have always ranked The Lion King as my #1 Disney film and also my #1 animated movie. More than The Little Mermaid, more than Beauty and The Beast, more than Aladdin. I have been reallllllly cautiously optimistic about this, but fuck if I am not bouncing…

This is relevant to nothing, but I just wanted to say that my tiny, dinosaur-loving 4 year old Superman was freaked OUT trick-or-treating yesterday. (There were older kids in scary costumes on the periphery of our group.) He wasn’t saying much to anyone, other than mom-enforced thank yous. But then we saw a dude…

Hey, man, it’s been six whole weeks since she had major surgery and she’s just no fun anymore. I guess that spark was in her old kidney.

Nothing will replace the original for me (NOTHING!), but this is such a solid cast. Donald Glover is such an inspired choice and John Oliver to me is the human real life version of Zazu anyways. Queen B makes me a bit nervous as I’m not a big fan of her acting.

Sure but if you were Joe Jonas you probably wouldn’t need a costume to not get recognized.

Worked for Roisin Murphy! Ruby Blue is one of the most slept-on records of the ‘00s.

Do you guys proofread anything anymore?