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Mr. Richie? I believe that the Honorable Judge Reinhold would like a word with you.

CHRIS IS THE BEST HEMSWORTH!! NO OTHER OPINION IS VALID!

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True words. I’d rather invite Dave to my Halloween party, hopefully bringing his DeNiro impression.

Dave is by far the better Franco.

In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

I don’t want to even read through the article. I just came here to say:

Um, excuse me - if this is allowed to continue, how will pharmacists be able to shame women/deny them contraception? Won’t anyone please think of the ultra-religious pharmacists?

It would appear they only manifest themselves when needed to take out an errant BMW driver.

All I’m saying is you could really expand the Kevin Can Wait universe if you say she was killed by Thanos.

More like DIS-appointment television! [Jay Sherman laugh]

Realizing they might face some consequences. Nothing that could have happened to the women would have mattered.

I share an office with a stone cold bitch this year. It’s bewildering. She is just really, really not nice.

Could have been avoiding by not aggressively colonizing and displacing / abusing the existing residents of Palestine and thus creating the risk of reprisal in the first place.

I’d be about as ready to take relationship advice from Anna Faris as I would pet adoption advice.

“(...) the profound love I have for my wife, my boys and my Catholic faith.”

The baristas are supposed to be charging you for every add-on, regardless of drive-thru or walk-up. Corporate gets really strict about that at times, even though often the baristas will be nice and waive some of the prices.

Yeah but Thanksgiving is about food consumption, aka the best kind of consumption

All of these are terrible and will piss off your Barista, who will see right through you immediately and not let you do it a second time. Don’t ask for free shit, don’t abuse the cream carafe, and stop trying to fucking hack everything.

“We were living in London when we got married in Napa,” Rebekah explains. “Really close friends told us that they couldn’t come because they expected the flights to be about £600, but they were £800. They basically put a price on our relationship and it was £200.