Well that is good news for future Mrs. Butler, who is likely still gestating in a womb somewhere
SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW
When she rhymed face with face, I felt sad.
I mean yeah it’s negative, but also fits cliche’s for closeted high school mean girls very well. Like I’m at least 60% certain that there’s going to be a semi serious think piece on autostraddle about this and I’m here for it.
my gay perspective: not once was it mentioned this person is a male, and all the lyrics could easily apply to a woman.
I think he kind of says “...because I was a shitty person.”
He’d probably take that as a compliment.
I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....
And he moved to UTAH to purge dogmatic beliefs? So, so confused.
*Reads answer to LW1*
Wait. What is a practicing virgin? A non-virgin who is now abstaining? Is he saying he wants a gay, Republican, happily Mormon boyfriend? I’m SO CONFUSED.
Pictured above.
This is what I imagined the great hall in Hogwarts to look like.
It’s ironic because her husband has a body that’s double the weight it should be.
As is the Mayor of Flavortown.
“We’re sorry. These young people were educated by us. This is the exact result anyone would expect from that scenario.”