Oooo BanHammer should be Hulk & Thor’s celebrity couple name!

Well, looks like someone’s getting the ban-hammer from Marvel.

“Han Solo and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

My expectations are solo right now.

Should have been “One Rogue”

He was great in Rogue One, I’m looking forward to this.

The Hellcat didn’t even have to be that low on fuel at the start.

Ok. But I have a better terrible sitcom idea: It’s the lovable schlub dad, but the sexy nagging shrew wife is a ghost who is haunting her family. Like the dad is trying to get out there and date again, and ghost mom is just like scaring the living shit out of all of the unworthy would be stepmothers. At the end of…

If they really wanted to get creative, they could have just killed off *his* character. Then, from purgatory (b/c, well, heaven can wait) he... I dunno, tries to intervene for the better and narrates?

“We literally didn’t have any ideas, so we just killed off the main female character in order to juice up the plot.”

Can Kevin Not?

Meanwhile, at the Dodge Marketing Department...

“My statements were taken out of context...”

I’m waiting for Roman Polanski to weigh in on Harvey Weinstein.

Apologies if anyone has already posted this.

Oh dear. No. No no no. Especially with the mustache here. He looks like he’s two seconds away from trying to lure her into his van.

First of all, PUPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

When I said I felt sad for Harvey Weinstein I thought it was clear the meaning

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear