There’s definitely a part of me that wishes Mike’s mom had known about Eleven, if only because then that kid would have been very well fed. She strikes me as the sort of mom who likes to feed people.

Yes, that’s the incredulous part of this show. The Eggo diet.

And Sean Astin! I like that they cast as many ‘80s actors as possible BUT that squirrely teen looks so much like Bill Hader that they should really have him narrate in flash-forward or something.

I’m still not over that cancellation. Whateventhefuq.

*pushes glasses up nose* Erm, I think you mean ‘whence’. Whither= where+to. Whence=where+from. I was expecting this to be about him having mysteriously disappeared from the show for Hollywood intrigue reasons or something.

I find him so utterly attractive these days. Especially in photos like this:

This was a lot of words on that Sprouse boy.

Psssh, biggest sports tournament in the world? We invent our own sports and then call our teams the world champions when they win. And no one stops us!

I mean... it is their own work. It just features characters that don’t belong to them.

WHERE’S MY TORCH AND PITCHFORK

Right but as far as I could tell most of the students were fighting fire with “Expelliarmus”.

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

What, no cat photos? Had to fix that.

Murderers are typically only referred to by their 3 names AFTER they have murdered someone. They do this so every dude in America named John Rust doesn’t get bombarded with bullshit. You don’t become a murderer because people refer to you by three names. People start referring to you by three names BECAUSE you’re a…

Well, you know, the real villains here are those greedy Puerto Ricans whose natural disaster has completely thrown our budget in disarray.

Up to five years?

White people really, really, really like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind lol