Sometimes, I wonder about the health of blindly following the Deadspin party line on some things; I.e., Dan Snyder being an idiot.

Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Britain have laws in place to keep sports asshole owners from bilking communities? That’s what I’ve heard..

Now that I think about it....the Yanks are a lot like modern Greece, are they?

His dad already does this.

Dun dun...dun dun dun!!

...Like they’re not going to have her become President.

The real tragedy of letters like these is that they make a really good argument for that “All men are created equal” schtick being a pleasant-sounding lie....

Most New Englanders I know think *Boston* is obnoxious.

“You don’t like it, so you too are a bigot!” is a beloved tactic.

That’s because they’re old people.

A-. The only inaccuracy is that for a Trump supporter, Little Caesars is splurging.

So many people have been warped permanently by that fucking event. Kind of makes you wonder why an administration that could foresee such political gains would do everything in its power to stop it.

If we stuck Ray A. and Shabaz in a windowless room together, the world would be a better place 15 minutes later.

That’s it in a nutshell. In a equal playing field, they have to compete, and they can’t, because you know, no skills and no intelligence.

I couldn’t help but notice that Steven B. associates Chipotle gift cards with something desirable. Almost as if he can’t afford to eat there without one....

Dude, they’re trailer park trash. Dogs are smarter and better than them. Expecting them to know that is like expecting a 3 year old to know it...except one day, the 3 year old will learn.

I like how you work at Burger King, and will until the day you die.

You notice that they save it for private letters, and don’t have the balls to even say their true feelings in comment sections.

Dear Bob W. who defended “Coach K.”...

Taking bets now that Steven B.from the marchman letter is 5'9, 245 lbs, and needs breathers after walking up moderately tall sets of stairs.