Aren’t you going to go serve Big Macs, as is your job?

....Maybe they’re trying to live up to that 600 year lld “barbarian” rap?

....Dude. Just don’t.

...Isn’t this kind of like running YWTS in Week 7 of the NFL season?

I hope so. Because then Goose Gossage will complain, Deadspin will comment on it, and I’ll get to see “Goose Gossage” appear in writing again.

“Here’s him punching someone from 2011. Now here he’s doing it all these years later”

Ah, rule no. 1 of Deadspin: No matter what you say, SOMEONE will be offended.

I can accept and go with the positivity thing.

This is why kids should be sealed in hermetic vats until they are 26.

There’s nothing like a bunch of butthurt NC State hot takes to remind us all that we should have left the South out of rural electrification.

I’m surprised they found time to stop talking about how they hate the gheys and “those people".

This is why we shouldn’t have allowed the South to have Internet access.

And you forgot about the time that the person who “stuck it through with him” fucked Golden Tate, but whatevs.

Do you have any proof for any of this? Sorry, but a LOT of people on Kinja/the Internet in general like to lie about their lives. Trump supporters are particularly bad about it.

Nice to see that an NC State homer stopped fucking his cousin long enough to log on to Twitter.

Wow. It’s almost like someone can be a Christian AND a Democrat.

Not a Wilson or Seahawks fan, but that was bullshit. Fortunately, Golden Tate has been given a just and proper punishment in playing for the Lions.

Not to be a wet blanket, but pretty sure he’s referring to Ciara.

“Twenty-seven years old”

I can see why.