It’s not the end, but it’s not the beginning either. We’re halfway to the AS Break.

Waiting for the Yankees and Cards fans to burst in with their “Yeah well, we won the pennant this year and this year and....”

What happened can be boiled down to this: A few years ago, the historically more popular team in the third largest baseball market in the nation—arguably the second largest once other factors like middle class size are taken into consideration, as LA is horribly unbalanced in that way—decided to stop fucking around…

They need to up it to Best of Seven for all post-WC games.

Chin up, bro. The Padres got fucking lucky.

Like he said, that’s dumb as shit.

I’ll take my mathematical certainties from people who didn’t fail long division, thank you.

Deal.

One thing that was irritating about the usual shit-take was how there’s no “investment” on pets(because evidently, affection is like a fucking stock).

Well Mr Ley, I’m sure that you don’t care, but you jumped up a lot in my book today.

This.

What about it?

They exist.

Um. I don’t know about anyone else here, but I was following in the Andre Dawson days, back when I didn’t know who the President even was and girls had yet to make me feel funny. I’ve earned my fucking spot on the train.

It’s already happening. I freely admit, I’m part of the Jerkening.

This is one admittedly big advantage to living in a smaller urban area: Blackouts aren’t a thing in my life.

Do note the words “at their current rate”

This is why people like Princess should probably just stay away from sites like this.

As a sport, I love MMA. But societally? It’s becoming increasingly obvious that it’s a poison. And while you can make similar arguments for the NFL...

Oh look, an IWC smark!