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Kristin couldn’t amass 120+ million in career earnings in 3 lifetimes.  Lmfao

Ordering out is not. I am not advocating or defending the fucker and fuckee. I am pointing out the hypocrisy. Eating is of course necessary. A once a week (or every two week) trip to the grocery store and sanitizing everything afterwards is much different than ordering pizza/chinese/sushi/mexican etc because you’re

I bet every single one of you have had something delivered to your door needlessly since this started. I guarandamnetee that the food handlers at the place you ordered from and the delivery people that brought it tou you didn’t follow proper protocol and exposed you to potential infection. All because you couldn’t be

Did the writer of this article just equate rising to the top of professional football to being a reality television star?

You are the first person in history to put “hero” and “Jay Cutler” in the same sentence. Straw-iest of strawmen. This post confirms what was starting to be obvious with the ridiculous near-daily Tara Reade support- Jez writers no longer speak from principle, they’re just trolling the commentariat as the ship sinks.

This article is so laughable I don’t know where to start. First of all, Jay doesn’t need Kristin one bit since the day he decided to stay with her because she got pregnant and he committed to not being a deadbeat father. Second, if her show isn’t evidence enough, Jay could have argued but didn’t because he integrity,

I live in Chicago, but I’m sheltering in place with my family in Michigan. Not only have I broke quarantine to have sex, I drove to Chicago to do it. Twice. I can’t make myself feel bad about it either.

Oh please. Cavallari IS a talentless harpie. There is a portion of the country that likes to watch mindless drivel from boring people. Reeling them in doesn’t take talent. 

I’m sure the guy who earned over $120 mill in his highly skilled career (he may have been an average QB, but that’s a MUCH higher bar than reality TV “star”) relies on his wife for his funding, despite the fact it was her lamenting that he wouldn’t buy her a house.
I’m all for fair’s fair, come at it from both sides,

“With Cutler retired at the ripe age of 37"

Sounds like someone is a jealous bitch. Have fun “working” till 60+

“He was an average—at best—football player, whose financial future depended on his wife continuing to work well past the age of his retirement.”

Dude made more money then you ever will. 

There is so much about this article that sucks.

He is a small town boy from Indiana. She is a fast lane Hollywood type. What could possibly go wrong! I'm with Jay on this one. She has the morals of a snake.

Playing in the NFL does not make one a god. It is not an avenue to sainthood, nor is it akin to service in the military.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahah coming from a sister site of Gawker that did nothing but continually poke fun at Cavallari for 500 days. What an embarrassing article.

There’s nothing more tedious than a divorce.

Nice try, Herb, but you will not get me to click over to the reanimated corpse of Deadspin. Re-enable comments and take your punches, coward.

Gah--they’re called “cleats.” You would know that if you paid attention to anything I cared about!

If over 120 million earned from playing in the NFL as quarterback for more than ten years makes me washed up, I'll take it. You can't compare the talent of being an NFL quarterback to being a reality star. This article is embarrassingly cringe.

“Husband has been controlling and manipulative throughout the marriage [...] Husband is using the parties’ funds in an attempt to control Wife and force her into accepting proposals which are not favorable to her. [...] He uses these funds to manipulate Wife into doing what he wants her to do”

Disagree with some of this. One, playing in the NFL is way harder than being a reality TV star. I don’t think that’s up for debate.