You know who’s the biggest trouble maker in town? The police chief’s kid.

That’s the “don’t look too glamorous to a jury of your peers” defense.

There was an interesting article in the New Yorker a few years back. They talked to psychologists, and the big issue seemed to be not so much the noise itself (which is considerable), but the fact that it comes in waves. A lawn tractor puts out a more or less consistent level of sound when it’s puttering around…

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Never miss an opportunity to claim victimhood

Yep yep yep. You know Olivia gets into bed every night, turns off the lights, hisses told you I didn’t wanna go to college, MOTHER and snuggles down into the 500 count sheets with a smile.

With multiple documented paper trails of Lori and Mossimo building fraudulent documentation for their daughters participating in sports they never played

So is the person occupying it.

Damon Young has answers.

I hear Crime Hat has been hooking up with Crime Visor.  

The Karen “controversy” has been cracking me up this week. Nothing says “I’m a Karen” like trying to act like Karen is a slur.

Federal prosecutors (reported in 2012) have a 93% conviction rate.  So yes, they do lose cases, just not like everyone else.  These two are absolutely going to be found guilty of something.

That room is hideous.  And Boring,

My god, that bathroom wallpaper is hideous.

Aunt Becky walking into a courthouse looking like she’s aged ten years while her airhead daughter pretends to luxuriate without a care in the world is like the epilogue montage from a John Waters movie.

No yuppie parent would name a child Kayleigh. That’s some Deep South Vacation Bible School naming right there.

But, like, provincial or Southern wannabe yuppie because there’s definitely nothing cosmopolitan about the army of white women named Kayleigh/Nayleigh/Madysyn/Jordyn/etc. They all have overprocessed hair, wine glasses with inspirational quotes on them and you know they do gender reveals and do Christmas family…

Yeah I don't particularly like the name anyway but this is the most offensive spelling I've ever seen. 

Her name is a nightmare to look at, it's like a yuppy parent's fever dream manifested in a series of letters.

We know the path she’s on, so I think we can probably start referring to her as “The Other Cryptkeeper” from now on.