I mean, this is Luke before the Last Jedi. He’s not committing to a path of violence and destruction, he’s using the lightsaber to save other people. The lightsaber by itself is not inherently evil. When Luke threw away the lightsaber in ROTJ, that was more rejecting the dark side and Palpatine, and that more violence…

You’d think Luke would be pretty fucking famous for his role in destroying the first Death Star and defeating the friggin’ Emperor.

OK. Don’t forget to turn in your badge at reception.

Goodbye.

“Solo: A Star Wars Story is the best film of the Disney era”

Not gonna lie, totally disagree on Luke. When they said “a lone X-Wing” my wife and I were trying really hard not to get our hopes up... but then green lightsaber, one black glove... and we started tearing up. And then again when R2 showed up.

She’s not dead, she’s resting!

You can’t spoil reality.

I might be wrong, but I always thought spoilers old enough to drink were fair game.

My wife and I were on vacation in the Caribbean, and one day I spotted a pair of dudes in these exact shirts, I looked at her and said, $ says these guys are from Texas. Ran into them at the beach bar later on that day, yup. 

Lol, this cracked me up. I'd give more than one star if I could. 

This comment makes me want to do big, smokey, pickup truck burnouts on Savile Row.

Ah yes the F150, for the man who thinks this is a dress shirt.

Here in Massachusetts, we don’t have flaggers for road/utility construction. Police are required. And they do a shitty job. For 6x the money.

But how can you bribe a traffic camera? That is what the NYPD are for, really, to take your bribe and let you go.

Old timey was pretty trendy three years ago. Maybe one of the lumbersexuals in her husband’s home metal-smithing class suggested it?

I know this is a petty complaint and there are 100 worse things that these awful people did, but also- fuck them for naming this poor kid Huxley.

I think it’s mostly pretty great, and had one of the best series finales that I can think of. If you need some quarantine binge material, you could do a lot worse.

Absolutely. 

The man card is very fragile and requires constant validation or it expires.