House arrest at their Bel Air palazzo must be pure hell (yet who amongst us wouldn’t gladly give it a try*?).

I mean, we’re all pretty much over Felicity Huffman’s guilt, right? She did the smart thing by getting it over with as quickly as possible, so it was way more of a blip on our radars.

You are not wrong. Actually, agreeing to a plea deal during a pandemic is the first intelligent move these two have made in this entire debacle. Which tells me their lawyers got them to finally see the light. Not only is the public’s attention focused on more pressing matters, but it is highly unlikely either of them…

If she had just admitted what she did, made a sincere apology (or literally even sincere sounding fake apology) and plead guilty months ago, she would have already served her sentence (or, more likely, not have had to serve her sentence in jail AT ALL because of Covid-19), and could have started her comeback already.…

I’ve always figured it was a matter of time before Aunt Becky made a comeback, I’m just surprised it took her this long. The type of people who are her fans (i.e., evangelicals) love to redeem and forgive terrible people.

So we either get “you ain’t black!” with a bumbling apology, or “look at my African American over there/have you ever fucked a black b****?” with nothing close to an apology. Perhaps quarantine would be a good time to try that meth I’ve been hearing so much about.

Wow, it’s a good thing Biden is chock full of that magical “electability” stuff everyone was talking about, otherwise I’d be worried!

He also almost blew the whole thing up by storming onto the high school campus and verbally abusing the poor guidance counselor who had the nerve to gently question the kid about her fake rowing credentials. The bribe-taker at USC called the bribe arranger and told him to get Mossimo to chill the fuck out before his…

I saw the scenes on a certain porn site.

The college admissions process was already corrupt even if this case hadn’t happened. Until you get rid of legacies, pay for play admissions (cough, cough Jared Kushner), and all the other ways wealthy parents buy their children’s education, then no one can say with a straight face that corruption has ended. My only…

Not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I’ll be dollars to doughnuts that this whole thing—i.e., including the creation and posting of the compilation in the first place—was engineered by the show’s producers to let people know there’s “fap”-worthy fucking in their show, while still maintaining their claim to…

In terms of making a deal and announcing it, I applaud Lori and Mossimo’s timing. We certainly have other things to discuss at the moment. Not sure I’d want to go to prison right now, but is there ever a good time to go to prison?

That is my understanding of how it went. He is on record having bragged about working the system. 

Yeah, props to NZ and all, but getting 4.something million people to cooperate is a lot easier than getting 328 million people to.

I mean, sounds great, if you can get it, and if you’re not one of the businesses that would want to be open on those extra days off for workers to patronize.

I honestly looked down on studio fitness for years and thought it was wasteful—all I needed was running shoes and access to weights but last year I was very much at a plateau with working out and I got really into barre. I also live in New York City and I’ve never had room in my apartment to workout, a gym membership…

NEVER

We’re running out of ways to judge how strangers spend their money. :(

Boutique fitness is not going anywhere. Home workouts are effective and getting people to realize you can stay in shape through bodyweight and minimal equipment, but part of the draw of these boutique studios is to say you have “Barre” or have a “Flywheel class.” You’d never just say you have spin if you’re paying…