“It’s a jacket.  There was not hidden message.” Well, she’s not wrong.  The message wasn’t hidden at all.  It was written in giant capital letters across the First Lady’s back.

I thought Lost was just Survivor but with actors.

I imagine that as the number grows, the environment slowly turns into less of a traditional home and more of a government-run institution, like a school or prison. Food comes from large bags in the freezer. Transport is undertaken via a small fleet of beat-up vans. What we’d call “bedrooms” they call “dorms,” each…

After which they will deport several of his former patients.

It’s possible he Belvedered himself. It’s nice to think he did.

He put his own twist on it. Trump only does it when he sits, and it’s always directly in front of his crotch. I call it VaginaHands.

So, Bethesda gives the Skyrim/Fallout treatment to Privateer/Freelancer? This isn’t something I realized I wanted. But now I want it. Lots.

Everything that happened to Philip and Elizabeth between the moment Paige left the train and the moment they got out of the car for the last time should have been Indiana Jonesed (including the music).

But in all its awful, overwrought Sorkin-ness, at least there was dialogue and action. Did you see the ending of The Americans? It was 15 minutes of trains, planes, and automobiles set to music. Literally nothing happened besides the characters sitting in vehicles looking pouty. This newsroom scene was a Six Flags…

Phillip’s wigs were fun and all, but let’s not forget, he had sex with those wigs on. In the case of Martha, he had LOTS of sex. And judging from the copy of the Kama Sutra on the night table, they did not always keep things simple. How in the world did he keep her from ever, even ONCE, running her fingers through his…

Well, 20 years ago in my (very rural, better chance of hitting a pig than a person) home state, you most certainly could get a learner’s permit at 14. Nowadays? I honestly have no idea.

Was it strange that the border patrol agents had only sketches, not actual photographs, of Philip, Elizabeth, and Paige? By that time, the FBI (not just Stan, but the whole FBI) knew it was the Jennings. Surely Stan would have a photo of his best-friend-family around his house somewhere, right?

Good fucking god, these so-called autopilot systems sound so aggressively unpleasant, even if you don’t use it like an idiot. They make it so you’re not exactly driving the car in the traditional sense, yet you’re also not free to relax and let your mind wander. You have to remain constantly alert and at attention.…

Two things I want to see:

Here’s what I’d like to see: Have an NFL player take a knee during the anthem, but also lower his head, fold his hands, and pray. Then watch the world burn as the NFL fines a guy for praying.

Theory: These stinkers are NOT clueless about hygiene. They normally keep themselves as clean and stink-free as anyone else. They only bring the stink to tournaments to distract opponents and give themselves a competitive edge. Funyuns and kimchi are their breakfast of champions.

Broken jaw, lacerations, broken eye socket, concussion - oddly, these are the exact same injuries sustained in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

“The environment doesn’t matter, I’m dying anyway.”

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

This depends a lot on what you’ve been doing with your nose. NOT JUDGING.