Then they’ll just play his audiobook recording of Audacity of Hope, in which he quotes people calling him the n-word.  “See! Seeeee! He’s just as bad!”

No, hearing a recording of him saying this word would not turn away a significant number of his supporters. And it’s worrying to think of what would happen if the tapes surface before 2020 and he’s still re-elected anyway. 

If they’re ever released, a third of his supporters will say it was a long time ago and he’s a different man now, a third will say “so what,” and a third will love him more for it. Republicans in congress will make a pouty face and say they’re disappointed and forget about it. Nothing will change.

Part of me thinks this is the kind of thing he wants to happen. Constant shit-stirring, backbiting, and betrayals, whether it’s in the White House, Congress, the campaign trail, or his own rallies. For him, it’s not about having a productive presidency, it’s about having an entertaining presidency, and the specific…

Bro had a point though.  Ego lifting can be really dangerous. You gotta lift with the id.

“Skyrim has been my favorite game since childhood!”

3D printed guns appear to be deeply, deeply shitty guns. The one in the photo above - did that one explode in the user’s hand?

At this point, is it even worth it to try and get your name off the sex offender registry? Even if you no longer have to knock on doors and tell your neighbors the news, anyone who meets you can just as easily Google your name and find out just how much of a shit you are. Instead of using dad’s money to pay lawyers,…

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

How much auto ought a woodchuck chuck? ‘Cause they oughta chuck this fuck’s auto.

Can you specify what was so disconcertingly leftist about it? The gist of the whole thing was, “Kids are going to use toy guns, so try to make sure they don’t act like a bunch of assholes when they play with them. And if they are assholes, rather than take the toy guns away, cure them of their assholery.”

And coming this November: Voting Booth Vicky. Times 1,000 or so. Bet on it.

And yet, despite a lifetime of reckless impulsiveness, much of which was exposed to the world well before he was elected, he still became president. And now that he has cemented himself into the institution of the American presidency, I fear that even complacency, laziness, and sloppiness won’t be enough to take him…

And they will clutch their pearls over our incivility while at the same time openly and proudly farting on the concept of “political correctness,” because that’s for pussies.

I suspect that what Ryan and his ilk are truly worried about is not having enough babies born into poor households. That’s the driver for people like him - economics. Not enough poor babies means a shrinking pool of desperate labor for the future. The more disenfranchised poor we have, the lower employers can set…

Cult favorites, you say? Specifically which cults vouch for them? Peoples Temple? Children of God? If Aum Shinrikyo in on board, you’ve got a sale!

Cult favorites, you say? Specifically which cults vouch for them? Peoples Temple? Children of God? If Aum Shinrikyo…

Trump is basically David Lynch’s dream president.  Think about what David Lynch’s dreams are probably like, and it makes perfect sense.

What are the odds that due to contracts in place (and the fact that it’s still her name on the show), she still gets a hefty royalty check for every episode produced, only now she makes money without having to lift a finger?

Why would anyone need to carry around so many magazines? We have smartphones now, people. Limitless reading material.

I think I would like it if Michelle bought the same jacket and wore it around a bit, just to see what would happen.