Exactly - so we can have a new generation of struggling poors. Republicans don’t want to KILL the poor. They want to keep the poor right where they are, desperate and struggling and filled with the illusion that they’re going to strike it rich any day now if they just keep shoveling that shit. That’s where the cheap,…

Then the force would be understaffed. Who knows how many 11-year-old girls could be walking around outside if there aren’t enough cops on patrol?

There is a bow and arrow woman. I think she’s with Hilltop. She was sitting behind Jesus in the car when they were ambushed last night. She doesn’t say a whole lot.

They should have known he was a creep the minute they realized he constantly sings that Paul Anka song under his breath ...

But you can call your state’s reps and ask - no, DEMAND - that once Moore is elected, they regularly and exclusively refer to him, under any and all circumstances, as “the esteemed alleged kiddie diddler and senator from Alabama.” We have a voice.

I typically root against the guy dropping trou and shitting on the drink cart. But it would be fun to watch together wearing our respective team jerseys.

I always thought that piano music the NFL play after an injury was supposed to sound s little like the theme to “ER.”

Is it weird that it sounds even MORE disgusting and fucked up if he did it out in the open like that? Was it even possible to be more disgusting and fucked up than the original scenario? Or is it just a new kind of disgusting and fucked up that I’m feeling here?

Let’s lower Lauer’s lousy lawyers into lots of liquid lye.

There was once a white woman who lied about being black. Therefore, Trump has every right to toss the N-word around when addressing the NAACP. It’s not a slur if a white person once pretended to be the thing the slur is against.

I will gladly telecommute Thanksgiving dinner.

A weird trick play executed at a bizarrely inappropriate moment is still considered more reliable than Haircut McGee’s leg. Exhibit A:

It’s true. But the problem with measures like this is that a lot of domestic abusers become gun owners before they become abusers. Even a 100 percent foolproof system of keeping abusers from buying guns doesn’t take away the guns they already have. Addressing that would either require A) national registration, or B)…

I need exactly 5 things on the dash: Speed, gas, engine temp, RPM, and a mount for my huge-ass phone.

She doesn’t look THAT big.

“Pad” jokes are puerile and idiotic, sure. But what’s puerile and idiotic about not liking the way the notch cuts into the screen? I suppose it would be puerile if people were comparing the notch to a set of dangly balls blocking one’s view of the screen. But as far as I know, I’m the first and only person to make…

In order to “go” wild, mustn’t one be something other than wild to begin with?

Hurry, they need you back at home: reddit.com/r/incels

He didn’t LOWER his head, he was hanging his head in shame. He’d just lost to a team that would go on to get blown out by Cal. CAL.

The ringtone is so ... generic. For a $1,000 flagship Apple phone, I would expect nothing less than an exclusive RAWK GAWD scream personally composed and performed by Robert Plant.