seriousasashartattack
SeriousAsAShartAttack
seriousasashartattack

The headline offers no context about her refusal to cooperate. The circumstances are important enough to the story that they belong in the headline. Thanks for responding to my attempt at constructive criticism in a way that was only sort of obnoxious.

I think the headline might be improved by stating somehow that she wasn’t crossing the border at when the agent confronted her.

“... notified if their abuser fails a background check when attempting to purchase a firearm.” If the abuser fails the check, the abusee gets a call. And presumably, if the abuser fails the check, they don’t get to have the gun. And also presumably (maybe I’m reaching too far now), if you have a criminal record

I see we’re still going with the “I’ll sit on this chair like it’s a toilet and make a hand-vagina right in front of my crotch” look.

Can someone in Hollywood please find Milla Jovovich’s star and pay nothing but respect for MY resident (evil)? Thanks.

Then let’s revise the scenario: McGregor kicks Mayweather in the face, knocking out every tooth in his head. Enraged, Mayweather knees McGregor in the face, breaking his nose to the point it has to be amputated. Now that they have both kicked each other, neither gets paid.

I know it was funny and all to dub Yakkity Sax over footage of a highly dangerous and potentially deadly police chase followed by an instance of what appears to be aggressive police brutality, but everyone knows that when you’re being chased through the countryside the ONLY appropriate soundtrack is banjo music.

(Edited because someone else already answered your question, and I both hate and despise all redundancies as well as info that’s already been stated.)

It’s easy to overthink such a procedure, but the reality is quite simple: She squirted someone else’s poop up her butt.

Dead driver or no dead driver, this feature sounds like the worst fucking idea to hit cars since the Edsel grill.

Rich /= Smart. Put the words “autonomous” and “autopilot” anywhere in the name, and a fair number of people, even some rich ones, will hear what they want to hear - that the car drives itself.

What’s wrong with asking people and attempting to engage in conversation? I suppose I should just shut up and Google that question too.

There was no rapture?! Goddammit, I put everything I had into cars, bars, and guitars!

CPS is going to take that kid away once they find out about the beer-flavored nipples.

Sulking at home is their specialty.

“forced to finish out the school year at home.” Did they seriously threaten to prevent her from enrolling in a public high school? Yikes.

Don’t knock sitting on a chair toilet-style and making a hand-vagina in front of your crotch while the French and American press photographs your every move until you’ve tried it.

More calves in the world = more milk in the world. Milk makes Jim a happy boy. This was a good day.

Don’t use the carpool lane to travel much much faster than traffic stuck in the non-carpool lane if you are riding a vehicle that provides pretty much zero bodily protection if there’s a collision. That said, the video isn’t the best illustration of this point because it doesn’t look like the rider is just breezing by

Can she do that weekend update bit where she’s a kid reporter talking about really age-inappropriate news items? Just one more time, pleeeeease?