Christ, that voice. Even when he was rage-yelling, he was singing.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

“It’s true, I guess, as long as you assume that anyone making below the median income needs to die.”

These are the only circumstances under which such a display is NOT deliberate:

If we must execute, why not Soviet style? No warning, no ceremony, no staring at the clock waiting for the stroke of midnight. They’d just take the prisoner out of the cell under some pretext (visitor, exercise time, shower, etc.) and shoot him in the back of the head as they walked down the corridor.

Lethal injection is the way we have our cake and eat it too. We (in the broad sense, not necessarily you or me) get to tell ourselves and the rest of the world that we’re civilized because we execute using clean, effective, medical-looking, sceincey-sounding drugs. But we also get to indulge our vengeful side and…

Regarding the wigs, I have decided that both characters simply tell their partners that they have sensitive scalps and ask them not to touch their heads during the act of boning.

(redacted because I learned something)

The skin cancer has him.

So now that it’s pulled, does Pepsi regard the ad as a success or failure? They threw some money into making that commercial, and now they’re not going to run it anywhere. And they look like a buncha tone-deaf morons to boot. So that’s the downside. But here we are all talking about it. Not in a positive way, but…

I suspect he’s been over healthcare since before running for president. He never gave 2 shits about Obamacare one way or the other, outside the fact that talking a big game about repealing it was an easy way gain favor with the base. So we see this half-assed (quarter-assed, really) effort at legislation, capped off…

And then topped it off with Randy Quaid’s Kingpin haircut.

What fun is a gun if it don’t go BOOOOOOOOM?

If a subscription model is really what they want, the auto sales industry has had that covered for decades. They still do leases, right?

If Trump wore an orange jumpsuit, I fear we’d have a hard time knowing whether he was dressed or nude.

Well, what can you do? So few people are interested in making films. The industry can’t afford to blackball a guy just for being a monster. Who would make all the movies, if not Mel Gibson?

Wait, first he forced the woman to perform oral sex, THEN he raped her? So ... he wouldn’t have been a rapist if he had only forced her to blow him? LANGUAGE POLICE!

NO! We do not get to talk about that anymore. Falcons are the new laughingstock. Falcons blew it. Falcons have always blown it. Nobody every blew it before and that moment that you may think happened actually did not happen because nobody remembers it. We only remember how the Falcons fucked up. Forever.