Was “threat” number 2 really even a threat? They basically just said she ought to be fired. Not shot, not have her house burned down, just fired because they think she’s doing a shitty job. Yeah, it’s obnoxious to call someone up and say such a thing, but it doesn’t cross the line into being a threat. “Someone should…

I’d be worried about not “turning off” from work mode once the day is done. I could seriously see myself finishing up a day of work, turning in the car, quick debriefing with the boss, getting into my own car, pulling into traffic and ending up wrapped around a streetlight because I forgot I was the one driving this…

But pragmatism is hard! Also, no boobies.

Trump will interpret this as an offering, you know.

Did a player borrow a nice car and drive it around a while? No? Then nothing’s gonna happen.

Yep, they were dicks, you were right, and you have every right to be angry. And the airline was shitty for letting them get away with it. But I still say your experience speaks more toward the issue of asshole adults and poor customer service than it does about whether or not one should bring a child on a plane.

I think you might be confusing the issue of “flying with a child” (which lots of people do without incident) with the issue of “flying with a child while being outrageous dickheads, behaving as though they’re entitled to something that isn’t theirs, while flying on an airline that is apparently totally OK with them…

If you want to let the actual words in an article get in the way of making an indirect-butthole-to-butthole-contact comment, well, that’s your loss. But I’ll remind you that opportunities like that don’t come every day, so good luck finding another.

Also enjoy sitting on a surface upon which a stranger’s nude balloon knot recently sat. Maybe whoever’s doing bus that night will remember to give the seat a squirt’n’wipe. Maybe.

I’m only 95% convinced this was an intentional brake check. The other 5% thinks maybe the driver tried to change lanes. But he’s a nervous lane changer and has a bad habit of covering the brake way too close when checking the blind spot. Instead of just covering, he taps. Lights flash, driver behind him panics, etc.

Bravo!

“they prefer naturopathic remedies because of their family’s negative experiences with the medical system.”

“NASA, help me, I’m gonna die!”

“Unlike Favre, Peyton was quietly laying the groundwork for his talking-headdom retirement for years.” So increasing the size of his forehead was all part of the plan? That’s brilliant. It’s all so clear now.

The ladies’ room it is, then!

Go ahead. It’s not gay if you eat it sideways like corn on the cob.

Next you're going to tell me the Canadian CIA doesn't use maple syrup when they water board.

You just don’t get it. You see, Seattle, as a city, has solved all of its other problems forever. So this is what we have left to bicker about.

Shit, there goes my theory that they’re the same person, with access to a time machine.

Making you? Honey, nobody is making you do anything.