Stopped? Then how would the spreadsheets get made? How would the beans get counted? How would the thingies on this side of the table match up to the thingies on the other side of the table? Seriously, Excel (and similar spreadsheet programs that aren’t really that much different when you get down to it) are so firmly…

Check those stats. I'm pretty sure the halftime score was 31-3.

You sure about that 1 in 4 chance of death from texting while driving?

Might not solve all my problems. Sure will give me some fancy new ones.

Do we know if they really thought it was a good job, a job they liked? Maybe they felt they’d been mildly mistreated for quite a while, all while doing what they thought was outstanding work. They help the company grow, yet they see little change in their take-home pay. Then they find out a bunch of other people — but…

See, that’s the fun kind of hazing. The kind where you get beer and nothing goes up your butt. Psychos like these guys are ruining it for everyone else.

The timeout issue is so stupid. Just give the players timeout apps on their phones. The app connects to a central server. If they want a timeout, they can request it using the app. If no timeouts are left, the app will tell them. No more relying on each and every official to keep track of how many TOs are left.

At this stage, “autonomous” cars seem to be about as autonomous as a 14-year-old with a learner’s permit. Sure, you can let it do most of the driving, but you’d better be damn ready to snatch the wheel and correct it on a moment’s notice. So in reality, it sounds more stressful than actively driving a car the normal…

I Vishnu would take this more seriously.

Or you could say they often succeed in teaching this lesson (in the most painful way possible).

Yeah, that did come off as pretty reductive I guess, and that wasn’t my intention. I just didn’t quite understand what those additional factors were that made Deen especially popular among women. But your and others’ replies have been really interesting to read, so thanks!

Can someone explain his (former) appeal? I get that many women probably find him quite attractive (or used to, anyway), but how does anyone go from “he’s hot and has a nicely shaped and clean-looking penis” to “this man, in particular and above all others, is the best example of a male pornstar who makes porn more…

Up next, they’re going to ask if anyone wants a go with the younger daughter on Modern Family. Hey hey, she’s a whole year older!

My favorites are the jobless 20-somethings “struggling” while living out of mommy’s and daddy’s summer home.

Would you put your kid first in line for that?

The less you talk with game PR twerps, the more I trust your reviews.

That’s sure gonna buy him a whole lot of ramen at the commissary.

She vomited into her purse? Compared to the other stories in this thread, that’s a goddam beautiful act of self-sacrifice.

Rumors of cannibalism out on the islands! Oh wait, we already have that...