Good for him, but NAGANO!!!! will always be my Ninja Warrior.

Soon website publishers will realize that you don’t even need to hire semi-literate writers to satisfy the world’s love of seeing people shit all over movies and music and books and tv shows that they don’t particularly care for. They’ll just post videos of people actually shitting on DVD cases/CDs/etc. $7.99 for a…

I’m really looking for the diss track war.

To everyone pining away for the so-called “Golden Age” of air travel: Please keep in mind that, adjusted for inflation and average salaries, air travel back then cost a goddam fortune. Yes, there are PLENTY of things today’s airlines can and should improve on, but for all its faults, air travel today is a bargain by…

The war was lost a long time ago, but there’s some disagreement on the exact date. Personally, I put it at Sandy Hook. If a pile of dead first graders didn’t change enough minds to change laws, nothing will.

Something about having a “fragrant” pinky doesn’t appeal to me.

If Deez is in the race, the other candidates should watch out. He’s a fighter, and even though he may appear thin-skinned, he can really take a licking. In fact, he actually enjoys it.

I suggest you spend a lot of time getting to the bottom of this. A lot of time. Like, years of your life. It shall be your quest to find out how bloggers get paid for short blog posts covering topics you believe are rather stale. Justice will be done! You’re gonna crack this case wide open! Just please do it over…

I don’t think anyone here is informed enough to know whether his firing was entirely the result of the podcast or if a few other reasons were also in the mix. If an employee is both vital and well-liked enough, they can get through something like this with disciplinary measures; those considered expendable are fired…

But did they get Daft Punk’s permission to use that likeness? Or did they ... pirate it?

Sorry, but I don’t think she has much of a shot either.

Yes, we all know that babies look ugly in ultrasound images. It’s very, VERY well-established. Posting a photo with a joke about how you’re expecting a “demon child” or something is about as funny and original as asking someone if their refrigerator is running.

Surveillance cameras in the hallways? Child’s play.

He came to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And now he is out of gum. RIP.

And and and her dad is Quincy Jones! He’s responsible for about half of Thriller. So Rashida is a quarter Thriller!

No, the illustration is meant to show the effect of healthy, symmetrical, very straight bowel movements. Common mistake; the graphic probably should be a bit more, well, graphic.

Gavin was right all along!

How do they make more Scientologists?

I love it when long-established, relatively large businesses encourage rank-and-file employees to be “entrepreneurial.” You do know that if they took that to heart, task #1 would be quitting, right?

Fine, they can just change the name to International House of Honkies. Happy?