Is that why he changed the pronunciation? I always thought he did it to honor his leg snapping in half.

Beach sex is like camping. When you’re preparing for it, it sounds like a fun adventure. While you’re doing it, it’s really uncomfortable. And after you do it, you’re glad you did, because it makes you appreciate regular life (like bed sex and couch sex and hell, even hardwood floor sex) for being that much more…

If I recall correctly, the earlier “Call of Duty” games, which take place in WWII, have plenty of swastikas on display (because you’re, you know, fighting the Nazis). I assume these games will be pulled from the Mac App Store today as well, correct?

I still don’t care for it. Too simplistic, and it carries this subtle implication that’s the complete opposite of the idea she actually means to express. I think this sign just tries too hard to turn a clever phrase at the expense of the message. Instead of thinking “Right on!” I’m thinking “Well, that’s kind dumbing…

Except that not all sexual rejection comes saddled with this kind of spiteful, mean spirited subtext. Sometimes it does, but not all the time. Often there is such a thing as a respectful decline. If we’re going to have a serious talk about what is and is not consent, it’s important to keep in mind that withholding…

I don’t love the sign, particularly the “No means fuck you” part. Sure, SOMETIMES a rejection of sexual advances comes attached with an overall sentiment of “fuck you,” like when the other person’s advance is obviously unwanted, inappropriate, rude, etc. Other times, “no” simply means “I don’t want to have sex with…

Some may have found this offensive, but I say Phuket, who cares?

So ... who’s doing Kato? Guy Pearce? Scoot McNairy maybe?

Take a bow ...

Over the last two decades, Shearer has recorded so many lines in Burns’ and Flanders’ voices that the writers could probably stitch together just about anything they needed either character to say. Granted, it would sound weird as hell, but all you have to do is give both characters minor brain damage and you’re set.

New name suggestion: The Skins. No color specified. Make of it what you will. I guess it would be up to Snyder which way he’d want to run with it: Go for a United Colors of Benetton vibe, or more of a Roose Bolton from Game of Thrones style.

I will gladly drop $2,000 to build my rig, another $800 or so for a giant multi-display setup, and a few hundred every couple of years to update various components. But I’ll be GAHT-DAMMED if I spend $3.99 on a Skyrim mod!

You must understand, the people of Chelsea have very poor diets. What they flush is not what a normally nourished human excretes. But they do have very clean butts, judging from all the wet wipes.

People with blocked driveways.

Because Old Joe is rollin’ balls.

Looks like you already have a perfect response. Next time a guy remarks on your firm handshake, give him a great big friendly giggle and a light touch on the shoulder and cheerfully declare “Oh no, you just have little tiny hands, ha ha ha!” Make sure it’s loud enough that everyone can hear.

Is this company going under? Where the fuck am I going to find solid-color t-shirts? Does the world expect me to wear a horseshit-smeared burlap sack?!

Why is this watch so angry at me? Why are you angry, watch!? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!

Why is this watch so angry at me? Why are you angry, watch!? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!

Exiling isn't a great idea, for Pete or anyone. Sure, most of the Alexandrians wouldn't survive half a day outside the walls, but what if even one exiled person manages to survive for a while? You've got a bitter, resentful person roaming around out there who knows exactly where you are and what you have. He might…

Does sticking his face in an electric floor buffer count as plastic surgery?