I was trying to count the ways in which her response is offensive, but I've lost count.

@Skinny Bone Jones: you are my new best friend.

No, actually. They get overbites from bottle-feeding too long.

@popularheresy: You're not the only one who's okay with it. Mine's almost 2 and we're still nursing at bedtime, albeit for just a few minutes — which I think represents gradual, child-led weaning. For the record, she doesn't co-sleep in my bed and I'm not one of those earthy-granola moms. What I am is a mom with a…

@goodcheapfun: we have a winner!

Why I don't read Courtney Love's blog: too tempted to run out and buy the expensive smelly cow piss/yeast beauty product she references.

WHAT IS UP WITH THE BOTTLE? the child is nearly TWO, she can probably drink from an OPEN CUP BY NOW.

90 minutes in the company of adults? i spend about 90 minutes a day (ok, maybe 2 hours) in the company of my KID. mommy's gotta bring home a paycheck. it sucks. the kid is good company.

@shiningstar: Good morning Matt and Katie, good morning everyone. Good morning. In the news this morning, good morning.

That's the lamest explanation I've ever heard. I appreciate that Google works hard to cultivate a hip, fun-loving corporate voice, but how about articulating an actual reason for delaying a useful application? Secret sauce? Please.

wow ANGULAR. someone could lose an eye bumping into that face!

do not understand the shoes. her feet are essentially vertical. is wrong.

oh come on. I miss EVERYTHING about Spy. The separated at birth, the ridiculous charts and graphs, the wry in-depth pieces laced with their trademark here's-the-real-deal skepticism, even the cryptic crossword. i also miss the celebrity transformations from the first few issues of Allure (they tweezed tracy chapman's…

@serreca: Give in, baby. Welcome to the Dark Side.

Did you guys have a guest writer do this post? What's with the misspellings ('accept?') and the extra punctuation??!??!?

@squawks: Err, your mom-colleagues.

Well, the upside of your picking up the slack for your working colleagues is that you'll probably get promoted over them. Every 'con' has its associated 'pro.'

you guys left her real name in the 2nd to last graph. "jess," not jen, right? unless this presumptive, pompous asshat got it wrong. which wouldn't surprise me, since he's so full of self-regard i can't believe there's any regard left for anyone else.

People, can we get some betting action going here? My money's on Jenah, mostly because she's perfected Tyra's overly deliberate penetrating stare into the camera lens. I will place a side bet that she will end up having the fugliest model makeover of all, and will reveal a large degree of mental instability over the…

I'll go gray when I'm ready to be COMPLETELY invisible to the rest of society, moreso than I already am because of my fat ass.