Yeah. That's not saving any marriages, right there.

Now if only she'd take off that terribly fake-looking wig.

DAMN, Jezebels, it's like not even noon yet and I'm still drinking coffee here! AUGH.

@BAngieB: WINNER.

He does look quite lickable.

@groupie: Yes to rocking the Avon! I have a necklace from Avon that gets compliments all the time. Good old silver-tone and gold-tone.

DO NOT WANT.

@BAngieB: WINNER

the captions on these photos alllllmost made me lose bladder control in my office chair. such as.

Well she's a brit and they're not famous for their perspicacious attention to dental hygiene, right? but i am forced to wonder about the length of her armpit hair.

It's a candid.

@Everybody Likes Pandas: I blame the influence of Posh Spice. Note the black toenail polish.

INVISIBLE JUMP ROPE!!1

It's not the hairstyle, it's that she has the neck of a linebacker.

Frankly? If even ONE woman who actually looks like Beth Ditto sees the rocking, super-cool photos of Beth Ditto in a fashion magazine, and thinks for even one second that maybe *she* might actually be ok, or that maybe she, too, could be cute without having to starve herself, then that is a HUGE WIN. Fuck the happy…

AAAAAAA man with camera hed!!!

I think the problem is just that it's too easy, when you're young, to underestimate just how long "forever" really is.

@msb2: L'Oreal Pro Manicure polish. NOT the regular L'Oreal, the new "Pro" line. At your local drugstore. Marvelous stuff. Thank me later.

@lfw1031: I guess "in her forties" is the new fugly.

Let's discuss those HIDEOUS Balenciaga shoes. WTF?