@BAngieB: I totally misread that as 'IN' the dryer, and thought: all they did was yell at you?

Hey Jezebel: thanks for not saying she had the gun "cocked."

strange but true: this stuff really doesn't get old. when is there going to be a blog featuring all retouched celeb photos all the time? mr. denton? i'm available to run it. call me!

Dear Mischa: skinny girls need bras too! No matter what you weigh, it's *never* fashionable to look like your breasts end where your waistline begins.

hey Times! thanks for confirming what i've long suspected: that the office isn't the real world.

I dunno. Bridget Moynahan's bump could put your eye out.

Coulda been worse. She could have completed her look by hiding behind a copy of Us.

If the woman in that perfume ad is Britney, I'm Linda Evangelista.

I thought the CEFAD was great, but what made it best post ever was discovering the expressions "douchenozzle" and "cockhole" in the comments. CANNOT WAIT to use them. I love you guys.

Baby wipes aren't even good for babies' butts, let alone our sensitive ladyparts. And I love how he dumps the women who "pushed for sex" (after having sex, natch) because they didn't help him to be a "stronger person." You win, then you lose!

@squawks: uh, PINS. I meant bowling *pins*. Yeah. No idea.

BOWLING BALLS?!?

Wow what the hell happened? I recently read an interview with her in Rolling Stone in which she was so refreshingly un-Hollywood, I became an instant fan. Might have to revise my opinion.

those espadrilles are messing up her center of gravity. seriously, she looks like she's ice skating.

ha HA! I totally went to my nearest Gap outlet and STOCKPILED all the Om and i've been parceling it out to myself ever since. so if you're wondering where it all went: i have it. neener!

@coco: that was my first thought too. Still on the bottle? All the money in the world can't buy some parents a clue.

Lame. There's a sportscaster on a national television network with the exact same name as mine, first AND last. Am I really supposed to worry about the fact that Google can't find my little online portfolio when Sportscaster Doppelganger is hogging all the bandwidth? Those people that need to find me, can; anyone else…