@swizzlesticks: I so hope you mean the baby's. I dunno about the visible-quads thing.

Lint-removing fan gets Clooney's nose out of joint.

Whoa, I thought that was a specially selected still from a B-grade horror movie accompanying this article. Then I clicked through! DO NOT WANT.

Sorry, I LOVE Carla Gugino's dress. Great hair, nice jewels, excellent posture and bold red accessories. Fierce!

Oh hell yes to the baby bump. I'm gonna say 3-4 months along. Notice the strategically positioned scarf and purse. The tabloids already got wind of this and have already gotten their first official denial but official denials are all the rage with expectant moms these days.

@Popcorninmybra: We should be friends.

Welcome to how I got a job in the music industry. I actually paid money to take a _class_ where the most important thing I learned was to take my graduation year off my resume. Worked like a charm.

@RomanaTwo: I was going to comment but you said it first and better.

Best she's ever looked. I'm her age and have never/will never look like that.

THIS IS INSANE AND CRAZY.

@The Real JR: BEST.

Can SHE be the president?

If you can't be bothered to respond to my attempts at conversation with anything more sophisticated with a grunt — all the while never actually taking your eyes off the television — don't expect ME to respond to your attempts at sex with anything but a cold shoulder later on.

@mbprice: Marry me.

Well, crap. There goes the one candidate who managed to be sufficiently pissed off about our current state of affairs while also managing to stay above mudslinging.

Okay and before you blame hormones in the milk: 100 years ago, the average European girl got her period at SEVENTEEN.

Uhhh I think that mommy doesn't understand what a playdate is.

Wait, so do I have to have kids to "opt-out?"

Your headline on this piece is kind of... wrong, as it would seem that Nigella actually feels pretty okay about her body.

@leMaldeTete: Right there with you, on all counts.