I mean, what did you expect? Did you want her to have to talk to her kids? Or, maybe, parent them?

“So now I, as a mom, get to deal with telling my toddlers we can’t watch Disney+ while in our Tesla and deal with their upset feelings because 2 grown men can’t have a civil discussion and move on.”

Per hbomberguy it often does work like that. That said, I’m just bitching about YouTube-ification of discourse. Always glad to see your writing mang.

...an hour-long screed about the Tom Cruise NASCAR drama, and the results are typically fantastic. Give it a watch.

So you’re saying NASA needs to hire the world’s best drillers? 

I’ve been an Indy fan since the moment I saw Raiders in 1981.

Shot in the ass and you’re to blame

“God Gave Rock ‘n’ Roll To You II,” a musical crime from the 1991 album Revenge.

Apparently, people are willing to pay real-life ticket prices to see these pretend shows.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

C’mon. Are you trying to turn Jalopnik into drug store tabloid? 

Dude balked at the $25k blackmail and then said, “sure, murder for $200k it is.” Am a bit confused by the $955k number though, where did that come from?

No dice. Even Reagan wouldn’t have wanted to invade this Granada.

It’s literally proven science, and has been for seventy years.

I have the urge to sing that in the style of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” for some reason.

Top gear needs to die. I love the new hosts and the new show, but the whole thing reminds me of a show they did recently- they found old cars that would be perfect for new drivers because they were more authentically drivers cars- and the cars were legitimately cool, but at the end of the show, they all came to the…

I’m not saying it was a secret astronaut... but it was a secret astronaut.

Have you considered not shopping there?

You don’t know much about Vegas, only what the media shows you. Many people live there because of the cost of living (no state income tax being a big benefit) and many other reasons that have zero to do with the hospitality industry.