Like a bleached Natasha and Boris.

Hello child. Here are some notes to assist you with your reading and comprehension challenges.

DeMuro has a cease and desist letter drafted.

I thought this was on topic. 

Gen X here, so my input is prolly irrelevant, but I’ma offer it anyway.

Normally, I’d be all about online grocery delivery / pickup, but it’s closer to gambling than I’d like. Of the three times I’ve tried it, two of those times I had too many of the things I selected be “out of stock” and replaced with something else.…

Gen Z does!  Look at those cans, she loves those cans!

This from Yelp made me laugh like few other things.

“Let’s remember that they are South American drivers, and so they are not as focused as Germans or European drivers were.” -Some Austrian.

Ha! The joke’s on them - I don’t have a sex life!!!

I can’t have blow and hoes on my Yacht after retirement? I’m sorry I thought this was America

Username really checks out.

This has a Flearther written all over it. 

just lowers your inhibitions/standards

“Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”, attributed to the Nazi Joseph Goebbels. What a surprise. 

Their plans were foiled by the microwaves spying on them.

Someone’s gotta be the smart ass, right?

Apologies to Nick Nolte, who is genuinely a nice human being.

“Defenestration” is indeed an excellent word, exceeded only by “transfenestration,” which is when you don’t bother opening the window before performing the defenstration.

Bumpy died in 1968, but his wife, Mayme Hatcher, whom he married in October 1998, lived until May 2009.