that was really good coming from the man who figured he disproved evolution by asking why there are still monkeys

I had a classmate in elementary school who thought a particular car with a digital speedo could do 188 mph.

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

I can’t condone the behaviour of the people who got upset by someone’s feelings being hurt and responding by trying to completely ruin a family’s business and the livelihood of all the employee’s. Plus the harassment. I can’t justify a misunderstanding and completely rudeness being met with this type of backlash.…

I’ve seen other versions of this same video idea where it’s clear the content creator called in advance and explained what they wanted to do.

The trick is tapping them, then guessing wildly as to it’s ripeness.

Bought a Chrysler Aspen, doesn’t believe in vaccines.  Yeah there’s a ton of brainpower on display here. 

I always think he looks like Satan’s butthole on a neck, but you're right also.

What schedule? LOL

Clearly, you’re worthless and weak..

With an angry cactus

So... You could say that you’re not gonna take it?

However, fuck greg abbott 

I love/hate looking at Escher drawings. That fellow really knew how to mess with your mind.

Also, isn’t HHO the same thing as H2O or am I an idiot and should turn in my degree in chemistry? 

WelL ObVioSly thEy r in the POCket of BiG OIL! StuDY it OUt.

one of these, smaller of course, is the answer