Okay, who else read the headline and immediately thought Brooke Shields died?

thanks guys, i’m trying my best and hope to continue bringing the best content i can. 

Ryan, you’re a breath of hope at Gizmodo right now. Congrats on consistently putting out great stuff at a time this site has become a shadow of its former self with a lot of sub-par content.

Not everyone comes from moneys. Some people are born into poor families.

I would find any reason to smoke. But one of the main reasons for me to quite was that most of my friends didn’t and I felt dumb getting up halfway through dinner to go smoke, or slowing people down when going into a bar because I wanted to finish one... or feeling like a jack ass walking down the street blowing smoke…

That was a very useful contribution to the conversation. Oh wait, the other thing. Completely irrelevant.

Why do you hate the military and America?

by the end of the month, elon will be delivering 5,000 submarines a week to the cave.

By “idiots” I assume you mean people who put their dogs on airplanes.  

Funny how The Root always highlights race when it’s POC victims and white attackers, and then casually and discreetly doesn’t mention the race of the attacker when they’re not white. you know well enough the majority of your readers assume they are white because of the general tone of your website.

My Dad had Kraftwerk on a mixtape we listened to while driving cross-country in 1978. Despite being a very buttoned down, Dudley Do Right kind of guy, my Dad was pretty fucking cool.

Probably because by the time 3001 came out in 1997, hyperspace had been replaced by cyberspace. The Monolith went from being a gateway to other worlds and minds to a computing substrate capable of perfectly simulating worlds and minds. In effect it became a kind of Cosmic Server.

Remember when The Onion was funny?

I think stuff like this is so interesting and nobody else seems to share my enthusiasm. Like, did you know that the southernmost point of mainland Great Britain is still further north than the northernmost point of the contiguous (lower 48) United States? The average temperatures of both places make that kind of…

I’m betting on a VHS with “Pee Tape” hastily sharpied on the label.

Parrots are running Bird OS 2.0.

Talks shit to allies, sends dictators mix tapes.

Cool.  I hope they died screaming as the lions tore their guts out.

That is LITERALLY what the book says. LIke...other that “the Star-Child removed the weapons from the world and they were bathed for one instant in a second sunrise”

LIke word for word what’s in Clarke’s book.

Why does it have to be more complicated