Oh sure, white guy does the crime, black guy does the time. Typical.

The family of Prion diseases are the best advertisement I know for not eating brains, especially in light of this delay in symptoms. Every time I see one of these travel/eating shows (I’m looking at you Phil), I hope I don’t see them showing on any cow or sheep brains. Tony Bourdain- it’s too late for you buddy, and…

Gee, if you can’t trust the internet what can you trust?

Some people don’t understand that 3 is higher than 1.

Aaaaahahahaha what the actual fuck.

I bet you have a lot of friends and a hot partner who loves you very much.

You think he would have used the CIA for such a task? Nah, I bet he would outsource it then not pay the invoice.

Repeat after me: “This is good for bitcoin. This is good for bitcoin. This is good for bitcoin.”

Costco is being sued over its fish oil supplements, for not even coming close to the advertised amount of fatty acids.

They may take our lives. But they will never take.... OUR PORN!

It’s like wearing nothing at all!

They were just pullin for their team.

It’s unlimited time streaming a vast genre-spanning library of music for $10 a month. What kind of cheap-ass do you have to be to game that?

I see what you did there. ;)

I’m always amazed when we can use math to predict how the universe will behave and it’s proven to be correct. That we have minds like Batygin’s that are smart enough to put it all together is amazing to me.

I’ve sniffed things you people wouldn’t believe. Crotches of people on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I sniffed various dog butts in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

I get what you’re saying. I don’t think anyone is saying that the car companies were forcing the women...just that the practice of having those women is sort of out of touch with reality today. They are more than welcome to have men and women in professional clothes be there to answer questions about the car, the…

I believe an ad hominem argument is one where the person arguing is attacked, rather than the logic of their argument.

Perhaps I can be a body double for the Pilsbury Doughboy?

Because you endorse the freedom of speech. Yes, sure.