Apollo, who pulls the Sun with his chariot, was the original hipster.

Maybe the product needs an upgrade on materials or something, but wouldn’t this be an ideal solution to the tire chains thing if it was durable enough, and if they snipped off the foot-long ends so they’re not having fucking accidental chariot battles on the middle of the freeyway?

Congratulations, too many to list, on COTD! I would like to gift you all with a Grand National which this lovely lady will probably not deliver to any of you.

Janitor = Custodian Engineer

If you watch it with the volume turned off it seems masterful.

Nah Carrie is being saved to be 2017's first victim.

Vents and wheels make it a nope.

I see a dog limping.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

You Oort to be proud of yourself.

Party like it’s 999,1999!

Jack is such a piece of shit.

Ahhh me too!! Are we the only ones left?

Absolutely only legal stuff. And yes, I have paid in certain circumstances.

Oh come on now...........give me a brake.

It really makes you stop and think though.

Friction is a drag.

That’s funny! And while I’m trying not to discuss politics anywhere, I’d give you ten stars for that one if I could.

I know they get a lot of hate and have very little to do with the games, but I think the Resident Evil movies we ended up with are kind of fun. I don’t expect them to shift my paradigms or anything, so I’m fine with them. Yeah, some of the dialogue could be substantially better, and no, a lot of what they’re putting…