Dafooo, am I back in the greys?!?!?!?!

I’d like to know how the answer to How would Jack Nicholson look like on drugs got elected in the first place.

Juicy photos at Daily Mail!

Carley Bobby without the sex appeal.

Tomorrow’s edition of Pravda is gonna say it was a war crime committed by the evil imperialist peegs of Amerika and their western stooges against the peace-loving people of Russia.

I think the part that makes me regard him as a “basic bitch” is the sheer stupidity of brazenly flaunting one’s illegitimate wealth on YouTube. I mean...who does that?

There’s this little mall near home and it’s crowded b/c there’s a bank branch in it. People think everyone else has to yield and there’s at least one accident a day as a result.

Don’t you love it? The ultimate symbol of American freedom is now the ultimate symbol of submission.

Cars As A Service. Welcome to the new era in car o̶w̶n̶e̶r̶s̶h̶i̶p̶  use.

Now we’ll never know. Nor why he kept it simmering for two years.

Moot. The more the dead the merrier the NRA.

Anyone knows what was the original repair? First dig of the internet found me nothing.

Flies circling the sugar... news at 11.

I vent the tank first before carrying it. If I can help it I make a trip just for the tank and if can’t, I make it the last stop before getting home. The refill station is just five minutes from home.

“Pursuit of happiness” is so overrated.

For some reason they don’t look right without a dog nearby.

Give her my thanks for her service.

I didn’t say it’s fireproof nor that employees really care for their customers. Also I discovered that if I greet them and if possible remember their names i get better service. Not that I need the reaffirmation or something, just making things more enjoyable for all. Sometimes they go to the back of the shop and get…

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I get that. People move the merchandise from the truck to the shelves, no way it flies by itself. But the shop’s staff and the vendors have a care handling the merchandise and putting it on display if only to not spoil it while it sells. What I don’t like is some guy handling my stuff carelessly with the other…