Free surprise.

I think about the world we are leaving to those coming after us and I feel bad.

This. People are accustomed to live above their means.

I, on the other hand, love me a glass before a nice paella.

A fraud-prone electoral system and a Supreme Court with a taste for opulent gifts. I wonder why America still fashions herself as the beacon of democracy of the world.

They end up in huge lots in many mexican cities where they get some spit and shine, their odometers altered and sold with no questions asked. For some reason they’re called “chocolate cars”.

Yes, for the love of God.

“Fortunato” like the Fortunato in The Cask of Amontillado? Pass.

A mother and her daughter in a realm hitherto reserved to gentlemen in space suits and titanium craft, in just one generation. I wonder what would Kelly Johnson think.

Maybe a little context is in order. Jump to 2:30 if you don’t want to watch the whole video.

Somehow this AI traveled in time and space and brought back from the 16th century Spain the Llibre del Coch by Rupert of Nola ca. 1520, which details among other delicacies, the cat roast.

I like my hair like I like my girl’s drink
(Spiked as fuck!)

I may have detected it. My phone usually connects in the 5 GHz band at home and this week the signal was erratic, even kicking me out of my net at times.

It wasn’t well thought from the get-go.

The Force wasn’t with them.

And for all that is sacred don’t bring your emotional support donkey or peacock.

No no no. Unless yours is a service dog, don’t. 

What do you think we are? Paupers?

Fugly phone looks like it has cancer.

Just asking, right?