Everyone’s parents fuck up their kids lives for awhile. We get over it then get a job. Without our parents influence.

“Mummy, you’ve destroyed my life! I shan’t speak to you ever again! Now....give me this week’s sack of money immediately!”

“[Olivia] was passionate about her career, and now everything she built has imploded before her eyes. She feels they ruined everything.”

Apparently the 200-page affidavit for the Varsity Blues case is an amazing read, per the Atlantic article. When the high school counselor confronted one of Aunt Becky’s kids about the crew thing, Aunt Becky and Mr. Aunt Becky ripped the high school counselor a new one. They’re trash.

This could not have been executed more beautifully. Kudos.

This is my favorite kinja. 

Thank you for returning to finish your work. 

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball my man

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Pretty sure the refs don’t understand the rules.

“Right?!?”
-Joe Biden

SMDH no one appreciates a decent chest pass anymore.

If Khabib had just tweeted this picture in response he would have won all the internets (for about 2 minutes).

I feel like McGregor’s shitposting on twitter would have more weight if their last interaction hadn’t been Nurmagomedov beating him so badly that his response was to retire from the sport lol.

Fuck that! I don’t like people playin on my phone!

“On this episode of, When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong, rapscallions Conor and Dana... ah fuck it.”

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

They’re not assisted, and 0 to 5 takes a TON of work. If you think you can do better, start your own Instagram and if we like you we’ll get in touch with your trainer too. ;)