Every state, as far as I’m aware, has laws mandating schools and their employees to report even suspected child abuse. It’s one of those laws that enshrines an ethical rule that’s so common sense you wonder why it even needs to be written. For fucking morons like Malcolm Gladwell, apparently. 

I respectfully disagree--Filter is the most underrated band of the 90s.

I’m inherently suspect of anything that reads like a scripted promo, and am unaccustomed to seeing anything of this nature on the site outside of “kinjadeals.” That’s part of it, the other part is I’m, personally, less than enthused about the rise Disney+, so I see an empty article promoting it I’m already inclined to…

With every passing year I, too, relate more and more to Abe Simpson.

What the hell is this? Is this paid advertising? If so, you must disclose the financial relationship or risk prosecution by, among other enforcers, the FCC.

Not pictured here: the drunken fans that barge in to piss on the walls, fight each other, bang each other, or all of the above

Of additional interest: a student won an award from NIH for proving vaping can lead to “third hand” exposure from touching nicotine residue on objects exposed to vape exhalation.

It’s a Cleveland steamer except you shit onto yourself while drunkenly blaming everyone else for it.

Refs got their bounty bonus, though!

He could sue for specific performance (i.e., reinstallation of the statute) as a remedy for breach of contract.

He had already taken a dozen huge hits to the head and was probably not keen on diving into a situation where it’d be legit open season on another big hit while defenseless

“We stay out of human affairs.” But...Thanos is going to kill half the universe, so half of you....   ?????

...and how dare she use her platform to reach out to other people similarly dealing with such an emotionally charged issue! THE VERY NERVE!!!!!!!

At every point in Tarantino fandom, the fan will achieve a moment of clarity and realize that may have substantial talents in visually constructing and scoring a movie, but he is otherwise a talentless douchebag who is just like every other edgelord out there. To him and all the others it should be reiterated…

That’s funny. I have a last minute throw up at the start of every Cheetolini address as well.

As another commenter noted, Anson Mount would’ve been perfect for the role:

Conservative pundits use the “what about black-on-black crime, why don’t we address that before alleged police violence” as part of their “Blue Lives Matter” full court press. Fox News watchers eat that shit up with a spoon and regurgitate it at will.

That scene with Mack losing his daughter....I wasn’t prepared for it. That hit hard. MacKenzie nailed it.

I wish this came into production a few years ago. Stephen Lang would’ve been perfect but he’s probably too old now. Cavill is too polished, like a Ken doll.