For anyone curious, the character of Spike Spiegel, both his design and his personality, is based on a character named Shunsaku Kudo (played by Yusaku Matsuda), the lead of a 1970s Japanese cop show called “Tantei Monogatari” (Detective Story).

Lewis Tan?

That’s some smooth casting. Now let’s blow this scene.

Am I the only one who thinks Shakir would be a better Spike, after seeing him bust those martial arts moves in Luke Cage season 2? I’ve never seen Cho do any physical stuff like that, three Faux Trek movies notwithstanding. 

Rose also put on some sort of dragon ear cuff later, which I am completely smitten by.

Bend the knee to Gwendolyn of House Christie, First of her Name, Slayer of Red Carpets, and Queen of the Best Dressed.

And never forget, of course:

This is still the only interview with Jared that I am willing to entertain as honest reality:

No one ever falls “IN”the Ankh-Morpork River. They fall “ON” the Ankh-Morpork River. Eventually they slide in with a “Gloop”.

Everyone knows that Arya died on the bridge after being stabbed repeatedly and then falling into infected waters of the Ankh-Morpork river.

I’d almost buy it from Williams. After all, she’s an actress. She knows how to act. But the creature on the other side? Absolutely zero credibility., I’ve seen fake monopoly bank notes that look more convincing.

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.

Obligatory:

I live for adventure. And stairs.

Remember when John F Kennedy was mocked for maybe calling himself a donut in a speech? Instead we’re stuck with this asshole for a mouth. 

“Then I look at the guy. He looks like he just got out of the ring. He’s a heavyweight champion of the world. It’s a big fat con job,” Trump continued.

Probably trapped in a closet somewhere.

Andy, the Prime Minister, before he learned of the bloody outrage:

According to one of the articles, they’re in foster care. Which . . . would kind of explain things here, to my mind.