S-M-R-T...I mean...S-M-A-R-T

That was such a perfect storm of conditions that made them do that to Martha though— they were purposefully trying to make an example out of her as a high profile person doing jail time for insider trading to really try and send a message to the crime. I’m hoping the public outcry will make them realize they need to…

But know she can converse with her pal Snoop Dog “in the language of the streets.”

Counterpoint: I’ve read the entirety of the 203 page court filing (I love legal proceedings) and there are numerous parents that paid to get their very underachieving and idiotic children that would never have qualified for community college into these schools.

I bet at least some of them were unqualified. Miss “game days and parties” doesn’t exactly seem to be the best or brightest and some of the kids were confused as to how to fill out a college application.  If you can’t figure that out, maybe you’re technically unqualified and the numbers will probably bear that out…

Truly, humankind is as fleeting as the bicycle streamers attached to the UW’s biceps in the wind.

As a typical ‘80s kid, I loved the Ultimate Warrior.  His sort of indomitable, raw, animalistic approach to the character was sort of awesome.  I don’t remember him being anybody’s heel or face, he was just a ball of fury that came out and flew around the ring like a maniac.  I was so disappointed when he re-emerged…

Did the Ultimate Warrior (the character) represent something the WWE and the fans see as worth celebrating?

I would happily be named after a video game character

Nope, this is EXACTLY the time for this. There is no national conversation about this kind of thing. In New Zealand, it took all of 24 hours for things to change. In the US, guns are as revered as the Bible. Until that changes, you all are screwed and the rights of guns matter more than the health - physical or mental…

Whats with her glazed, half awake stare? Is she trying to look as uninterested in the world as it is in her?

“We may be a pestilence on the land, but at least we ain’t Matt Gaetz”

Can’t wait for the Satanists demanding to be allowed to speak at Christian colleges. This is going to be fun. 

There are some forces behind her.

Almost like she (and/or her staff) writes notes in preparation for hearings! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Just please stick this straight into my veins please

Those guys are pros, they can handle it.

yes

Hands Free Does Have Its Problems:

Doesn’t everyone eat sausage links with their hands?