A good beard will get you far in life.

I remember the Hulk not being pleased a mountain was dropped on him....

I’m still unclear as to why anyone gives a fuck, unless it’s just because they need something to be scandalous to distract themselves from the otherwise vacuous state of their lives.

I went on almost the exact same trip, except during our trip we saw a pair of skunks doing the nasty. Clearly much wilder than your trip.

Here’s the other thing, these kids were, at best, willfully ignorant as to why they got into schools well above their qualifications. In her case, too, she had an opportunity to benefit from the education at a premier institution, which she squandered (not like other college kids don’t, but it’s worth noting).

Cho’s a solid choice. Really think Bob Morley would’ve been best, though:

While I love Stanley Tucci, they really missed out on a perfect casting opportunity here: Lou Diamond Phillips.

#RealTalk

That is a legitimate complaint, I don’t care what size the speaker is.

adventure and avoiding low-hanging fruit one liners, like “aww crepe, now you tell me”

Plus the rise of the machine empire and the war leading up to the enslavement of humanity in the first several matrices....

Did your degree mean any less because USC gives athletic scholarships out? Or because not every graduate goes on to a lucrative career? The number of people who bribed their way in is a minuscule percentage of overall admissions. The value and integrity of your degree is intact, don’t go burning it just yet.

You’re probably right, but let’s not forget that Martha Stewart served five months in federal prison.

I like the cut of your jib, but have to point out that none of this matters for GOP voters. Not only did Trump shit on a celebrated war hero in John McCain, but he also attacked a Gold Star family and casually disrespected the sacrifice necessary to earn a Purple Heart (when an old vet gifted his to Trump, before…

The plaque reads: A Donation has been made in Georgetown University’s Honor to the Trump Foundation.

What’s the big deal? There’s a clear roadmap to deal with this problem:

All fall within the broader category of pure, unadulterated “ignorance.”

Something distracted me during the trailer and I can’t quite point my finger on it, but my inner-DuffMan is thrusting in the direction of the answer

I was hoping there wasn’t but apparently there is!  Those poor souls...I shudder to think how many times they had to watch the movie to get the rifftrax together....

P.S. Sobby Maguire is great.