Well, if you’re ever feeling particularly masochistic, I double-dog dare you to watch it. It is, no exaggeration, quite possibly the worst movie ever made. It’s so bad that forcing someone to watch it would violate the Geneva Convention. You thought Maguire was sobby before? You have no idea. Think he couldn’t get…

Yeah...they were...not great, to say the least, which is a real shame because the 90s had a great run of Spider-man comics. There was plenty of good source material to draw from...sigh....let’s just marathon the Evil Dead movies and pretend things like Spider-Man 3 never happened, k?

That proposed Doc Oc line is a throwback to Spider-Man 2: “The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.” It doesn’t end well for Doc O then....

WHERE WERE THE PARENTS IN ALL THIS?!?!?!?! ~ Judge Jeanine Pirro

Relevant

Alien got produced because it was sold as “jaws in space.”

You’re missing some key insight into the thinking of privileged parents/people in general. Think about how Donald Trump responded to when Junior was being accused of meeting with the Russians during the campaign: “he’s a good boy.” Point is, there is no amount of fucking up a privileged kid can do that won’t be…

I am so sick of your Fake News Media agenda. Ivanka is perhaps the greatest single politician of our generation and if you weren’t so deadset on undermining her efforts to further your LIBERAL AGENDA then you’d recognize. Here she is at her most recent outreach program, now who can argue with this?

Our Diablo Sauce, Who Art not in Heaven

...and have been rejected from Tulane, which by all reasonable accounts is also an elite school. Oh the horror indeed!! Poor little lamb....

Blame the shyster attorneys that think this shit’s a good idea despite all evidence to the contrary, like the fact similar cases get tossed on their asses

Aggrieved law students tried very similar claims against Brooklyn Law School, New York Law School, and maybe a few others...resulted in dismissal, which will likely happen here too.

Claims like this have been routinely dismissed. See, e.g., https://blogs.wsj.com/law/2013/04/24/judge-tosses-lawsuit-against-brooklyn-law-school/

Related aside?

Friend of mine was travelling and ordered a lemonade.  It looked really pulpy but, upon tasting, what was thought to be pulp was actual nail clippings.  Hundreds of nail clippings.  Someone in the back collected all of their clippings for months for this one moment of ruining the day and treat of lemonade for a…

Might be worth adding that HPV is directly linked to multiple forms of cancer, particularly cervical and throat (oropharyngeal). Really magnifies the difference between the two viruses. One destroys the immune system, leading to AIDS; and the other leads to cancer.  Proliferation of both can be counteracted through…

I like to pretend he’s trying to avoid sliding into a sinkhole in that photo, or perhaps hoping to avoid sliding Quinn-style into the waiting maw of a great white shark.

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I thought the icehole who set the most records is in the White House right now, eating hamberders