Yes, General Mattis has some shameful deeds in his history, but I know my liberal American friends will find it in their hearts to forgive him.

Can that be true? My liberal American friends assure me that Rachel Maddow is a fierce ideological opponent of Fox News. That is why I was so shocked to hear militaristic Fox News talking points on Rachel’s show. Clearly there must be some subterfuge afoot, because I know my liberal American friends would never…

I am perplexed, American friends. Yesterday I took advice from liberal American friends and turned on the Rachel Maddow Show for a much-needed progressive rebuttal of Fox News talking points regarding the recent American troop withdrawals from Syria and Afghanistan.

Why do all my interventionist American friends refer to non-interventionists as isolationists? It’s confusing. It’s almost as if they’re attempting to discredit their philosophical opponents by reducing them to cartoon caricatures of their actual selves; but that cannot be the case, because I know none of my American …

Your patriotism is admirable, American friend. Better way to express it than serving as keyboard warrior is to become actual warrior. Enlist in U.S. Army and fight for Freedom of Afghanistan!

Well, actually your government does work that way regarding troop deployments, American friend.