Start off the apology with regrets over your hair dye, you wee squirrel. The jet black top at your age is odd and distracting.

The middle blonde in the top pic is an absolute 10. Sorry, it’s blinding me to anything else you are trying to report.

Bob Costas is an irrelevant man in his dotage. Tell another Marvin Barnes story, Bob.

I knew this exact pic would appear here. So irresistibly cute when parents eagerly and publicly endanger a purse human.

Is this SportsPickle or The Onion?

He was flushing his absentee ballot for President of FIFA.

You don’t see Carmelo guarding LeBdron, or Dwyane on the double-team. That is because Dumars drafted Darko #2 after LeBdron. That is the biggest mistake in this screenshot.

It is wise to hardly ever threaten judges. Be wise.

Do we still get to watch little BritGlo grow up court side?

When asked, Fiancé said she was rooting for “the blue ones? Yellow?”

Have seen dozens of these letters dating back to the 1960s and they all say the exact same thing. Considering the endless hordes who go through each team’s revolving doors, you want what...sad, flowery prose from the terminating club?

Is the headline by chance making fun of legendary pitcher One Arm Hugh Dailey?

Interesting note about Brian Wilson. His fastball is no longer nearly as fast as the T-Bird her daddy took away.

Derek Fisher’s game for the eons eclipsed Bob Rivich’s accomplishments on one magical day for his 1954 Stockton Ports.

Hot.

Yet more proof that most baseball players, even those in college, are dead-stupid.

A little pine tar, a little blow.

Matches Ken Whisenhunt’s nose.

There was a time this article spoke to me.

Next, why not review a liver transplant surgery while not knowing how to Band-Aid a boo-boo. Can’t wait to absorb your haughty prose on state-sanctioned murderous savagery.