It Makes a Fellow Proud to be An Astro

Northwestern was #2 in 1959. They played ANGRY.

It would be dumb for the New Orleans Pelicans to trade Anthony Davis away, because he in fact looks like a pelican.

Like about a million sports-loving dudes, I had the exact same job as Nick. Like a few of that million, I was just as knuckleheaded.

Kermit Washington has ruined more lives than just Rudy T’s. Do a little research into his recent destruction of decent people. This is a terrible human being.

“I don’t know if Danny Ainge is in the same talented GM as prime Jerry West, Jerry Krause or Red Auerbach.”

“I guess you saw the news. After 23 years I won’t be contributing to ESPN. Two words.”

Deputy Register shall not be long unemployed. His now-public resume will attract regional interest, assuming he is also stellar at overciting Yankee motorists.

The NBA should be a 2-team league consisting of the 10-15 players that anyone cares about, if that many exist. Play each other 82 times with a load of bicoastal back-to-backs to tire out the whiny ingrates. This format ensures all players on both teams practically crawl with fatigue into the playoffs, which goes 4…

Guessing here, could be wrong, but perhaps all those teams got rid of Cam Maybin including Detroit twice because he is dense and prone to victimization.

Outside the Joe just after the start of an April playoff game, a 19-yr-old sold me his busy father’s prime ticket. I handed him a fraction of the face value so he could enjoy a nice date with his cute girlfriend, an innocent suburb type standing shyly a few feet away.

Why do we bother to prepare scouting reports. Beagle goes right. BEAGLE ALWAYS GOES RIGHT!

It’s been three years now, and while time heals the loss it remains irrefutable that living in a Tony Gwynn-less world is contraindicated. Ask anyone who encountered the man.

A little tear just leaked out.

Midseason form.

Sir John recently made a serious offer to Osweiler. We all knew he shouldn’t but he did. Give the guy a shot. The Browns can do worse. Watch.

If a super hot presenter put voice to these exact words, staring at you through your content viewer while you just know you could get her, you couldn’t get enough.

We should all be jealous of her gift.

Trucknado.

This is America.