Usually need jury duty for reminders of the stupidity of people.

This was a direct Dean Spanos rebuke more than a bad stadium-deal pass.

Hank Robinson was a heck of a guy, very interesting. Loved baseball. Loved to talk about his umpire role/large beer commercial residuals, and was an ump in Naked Gun.

By all accounts he is a good human-person, but it’s painful to watch Mike McCoy seizing up on the sidelines and awkwardly twiddle through press confabs.

One would think KJ is used to having his face in random pie.

if coach Vladimir Lenin's Moscow Nyets ever play the Detroit Lions, he'd be far more animated than Jim Caldwell.

The Native Americans have a better shot at getting back Manhattan.

Every body part and feature on this guy is crooked.

Never in sports history was anyone ever proven more correct in a controversial choice than the Mannings in spurning San Diego (except maybe the risky Bofa/deez nuts choice above).

It’s Coors Canaveral. I’ll diminish it as hardball’s version of wind-aided, so for me the season’s prize dong is Bartolo’s little jibber.

The guy was cipherin’. Got it right.

Steph Curry is wearing a sports bra here.

That Curry behind-the-back errant flip was an arrogant hype-reader’s LOOK AT ME moment when a WINNER WOULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING A MAN’S GAME.

Is it true he is calling no White Sox games in this Summer of Vin to avoid revealing himself as an apartheid enthusiast?

Very confusing, Brad. This act is not your thing. So which is it?

Stop it! You are angering Paterno’s son with facts!

Wow, Joff Myst, you made Deadspin!

I taught him that ball fake.

In Warren, Michigan, the thousands of alums from Beer Junior High School (look it up folks) bemoan the fact their potential new hero isn’t playing for the hometown Tigers.

Oh. It’s a baseball article.